dfd has love for new york.

i love new york may seem like just another ridiculous, trashy mtv reality tv endeavour, but i don't think i can stress just how entertaining it is. the show focuses on tiffany 'new york' pollard, who appeared on the equally ludicrous flavor of love and achieved fame through being, in her own words the 'Head Bitch In Charge' (or HBIC for short), clashing with pretty much every contestant on the show before getting eliminated in the final. but apparently the world hadn't seen enough of new york yet, and she was invited back halfway through the second series to help mr flav eliminate contestants, eventually becoming an actual contestant again and being knocked out in the final. again.
the basic premise of i love new york is pretty similar to flavor of love: a bunch of fame-greedy morons competing (and more often than not fighting) to win the 'love' of a c-list celebrity. i mean flavor flav is pretty sick, just look at that clock necklace, but surely he has girls throwing themselves at him anyway, and putting them in front of a camera will only make them more desperate and fake.
the men of i love new york are quite a diverse bunch, ranging from the vertically challenged gangsta 'midget mac', to quiet clearly mentally handicapped 'it', to absolute dweeeebs like 'cheezy'. 'tailor made' seems to be so in love with new york he will screw over every contestant in the house in the sneakiest way possible whilst keeping his psychotic stalker gaze locked on the woman of his dreams. it seems hard to believe that any of these men genuinely do 'have love for new york', as i can't find one attractive feature about her. she's just a complete and utter bint. but this just makes the desperate and embarrassing attempts of her suitors all the more entertaining.
its shows like this that make me wonder how low mtv will go. they've managed to make 2 seasons out of a spinoff of an already ridiculous reality tv show, in which all the contestants are broadcasting to the world their attempts in chasing after that which most normal people regard as one of the most important and personal things in life i.e. love. surely these relationships have no hope of a normal or healthy outcome?
the second season of i love new york (apparently things didn't work out with the winner of the first season. shocking) has just been showing on mtv one at at about 2am every night. i'm not sure if its still on or if the season's over, but i'm sure you can find it on the internet somewhere/wait for the inevitable repeats. those hungry for more i♥ny related madness will be glad to hear that you can now tune in to see 'new york' try (and supposedly fail hilariously) to become an actress in new york goes to hollywood, see her try her hand at being an actual human being and get a job in new york goes to work, and witness two of i♥ny biggest imbeciles run for city council in tailor made & it run the city. also in a recent poll tiffany held (this woman literally lives in a reality tv show), the public voted for yet another season of i♥ny. fingers crossed!